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Musical instruments
"She can play loads of musical instruments: the piano, keyboard, everything!"
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Village Fete
"I think she's fellatiating the hoopla."
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Birthday Party
Me: "It's a race night, you know?" Him: "Yeah. What are you going as? An arab?"
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Yours Truly
"I'm quite a good girl at work."
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Ditty
"Oh my, those are big hips, Oh my, stop eating chips."
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Eyes
"Imagine stabbing you own eyes out!"
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Dragon
"They're all in this new film called 'How to Train Your Dragon.'"
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The Wind in the Willows
"Toad! You've got all this money, you've got the big manor house. What are you doing?!"
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Blister
"I prepared for blister action."
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Arses
"Oh by the way, I've just realised I can't stop watching people's arses while they're walking."
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