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After an enjoyable and cheap lunchtime meal at Tony Roma's - Famous for Ribs - to celebrate my cousin's 11th birthday our waitress brought over four helium-filled balloons for the birthday boy. We sang 'Happy Birthday' (or not, depending on copyright and performance laws) and took photos of the little scamp with the balloons tied comically to his wrists like a Gerry Anderson puppet. He looked very sweet...until he snarled:

"What am I gonna do with them?!"

Kids, eh? Don't you just love 'em?
1.8.06 16:26


"Everybody just stays inside because all there is outside is roads."
6.8.06 19:06


"Let's compare hats."
8.8.06 09:36


Sorry to go all 'Carry On...' on you, but:

"I have something between my legs."
9.8.06 09:11


"Zara for Men? But Zara's a girl's name. Why not give it a boys name, like Troy."
10.8.06 14:25


"But I like socks."
13.8.06 18:44


"I've done it my whole life. It's almost like a nervous titch."
14.8.06 10:40


Girl: "I don't mind a bit of guilty fun."

Boy: "Why don't you let me do you up the wrong-un then?"
15.8.06 11:24


"Dilution is not the solution."
21.8.06 12:26


"Oh! It combines questions with Sudoku. Well that's orgasmic."
21.8.06 19:17


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