Quote of the Day
Her: "Ahh, that's sexy."
Him: "No. It looks like shit."
Her: "Oh yeah, that's what I meant."
You know you're getting old when...
Girl: "Have you got a light?"
Boy: "No. Smoking's a filthy habit. Roll on the 1st of July."
Accompanied by the clicking of fingers:
"I bet that once you meet up you'll be, like, clicking fun again."