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"If I think of Guinness I always think of hamburgers,"
2.10.07 10:58


"Don't you know someone with gout?"
3.10.07 13:05


Him 1: "Have you ever tried cooking semen?"

Him 2: "What? As in 'cooking apples'?"

4.10.07 12:43


"I've never met your 14 year old sister. Not that I'm going to fuck her."
10.10.07 13:42


"Ah man. Pringles are like putting a fucking gun to your head."
11.10.07 12:50


Haircut snobbery 

"I had the main guy who charges 50 quid and everyone else had the paupers."

12.10.07 17:52


"He basically looks like a cross between an estate agent and an aborted foetus."
17.10.07 22:25


"I always forget I don't speak Japanese."
18.10.07 12:50


"Maybe the person before you had put their sweaty nads through it."
23.10.07 12:50


“Do you know what the worst thing is about being a registered child sex offender?”

26.10.07 11:19


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