Quote of the Day
Him: "What is it with people and fucking CSI?"
Me: "It's the new Baywatch."
Me: "Is your wife on Facebook?"
Him: "Dunno. I'd have to know her surname."
"You don't want anything too negative on your pants."
Me: "The giant ant-eaters are this way."
Her: "But they don't actually eat giant ants, do they?"