Quote of the Day
Her: "What did you buy him for Christmas?"
Me: "Two graphic novels."
Her: "What? Sexual?"
Dad: "You haven't asked me how I played today."
Mum: "(Sighs) How did you play at tennis tod..."
Dad: "I was awesome!"
"You ran my battery out by listening to Shed Seven!"
Him: "What do you miss most when you go back to Canada? A decent cup of tea?"
Her: "I would say that and the Muller Rice."