Quote of the Day
Me: "What would you say to me if I was in a coma?"
Ra: "Wake up you old twat!"
Her: "Ahh. Poor Andy."
Me: "Danny."
Her: "Tony?"
Mani of The Stone Roses and Primal Scream fame on the O2 Arena, venue for the 2008 NME Awards:
"The atmosphere at the O2 is like a Leonard Cohen B-side being played at a snooker tournament in space."
Legend.
On Eddie Chacon of Charles & Eddie:
"He always jams along with his head."
On hearing the spacey intro to Humming by Portishead...
Ra: "Why have you put Mars Attacks on?"
Me: "That's the best joke you've made all year."
Ra: "But I wasn't joking."