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Breakfast

"Haven't texted this girl from last night today. And the only thing I gave her for breakfast this morning was anal sex."
4.8.08 12:10


M People

Me: "What do you want to sing?"

Her: "Well, I'll have an M People-off against anyone!"
7.8.08 10:35


or something?

Her: "Is this the history of curries or something?"

Him: "No, gout."
8.8.08 14:18


Chilli Fiesta

Overheard these gems at the annual Hot Chilli Fiesta in West Dean, West Sussex:-

1. "I don't like chillies though."

2. "This is just food innit?"
11.8.08 11:34


Choir

"I threw my choir audition."
18.8.08 09:49


Beard

"My dog's got a beard."
19.8.08 13:31


Pint

"I always feel a sense of tragedy when I finish a pint."
20.8.08 11:34


Rather nice

Mum: "Wimbledon Village is rather nice."

Dad: "What? David Tennant?"
29.8.08 12:57





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